Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
You're not asking. We’re just offering you the deal.
fellas: Please Get down with me Me Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter here what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.